God's plan

The Sabath is the one seventh of a man's life that is given back to him to be his own. I rested well this Sunday. But then today I worked enough for three days and I'm worse off than when I started. I worked in the sun making beds for the kids until sweat was dripping from my face and 50% of the salt in my body had stained my shirt. Then I went around the rest of the day with white specks on my back and chest. I kept thinking of the way all the kids have runny noses and eat lots of corn products. I worried that they would gather around and start licking me. It was rather disconcerting. The rest of the unnaturally stretched-out day I spent fighting with one child or another over who hit whom first. When I get through with this, I'm either going to be the worlds greatest dad or simply hate children for the rest of my life.